Mr bloke sir, bespoke sir, three piece ticket pocket, go for broke sir!
Have to go sir? Oh we know sir, its off the peg sir and on the leg sir!

Top man top man top, get it all together at the top man shop
Top man top man top, fully fitted out at the top man shop

Get the loot sir, for your suit sir, easy fit sir, on the drip sir
Dont look back sir, its good in black sir
Your silver lining might need refining

Top man...top man...top man...you're the top man!

Top man top man top get it all together at the top man shop
Top man top man top fully fitted up at the top man shop
Yeh yeh, yeh yeh, yeh yeh, yeh yeh!

Get the suit sir, a splash of Brut sir, easy fit sir, you gotta please her
You're the geezer, Ebeneezer, the girls go mental its existential!

Top man top man top get it all together at the top man shop
Top man top man top you gotta get it on at the top man shop
Yeh yeh, yeh yeh, yeh yeh, yeh yeh!

You got the loot, zoot, the mohair suit
The wool-blend's cute with the Chelsea Boot!

Top man...you're the top man!

Top man top man top get it all together at the top man shop!