The wonderful Miss Susan Jones
The scintillating Susan Jones
The fabulous Miss Susan Jones
The wonderful Miss Susan Jones
The scintillating Susan Jones
Lithe and slender legs athletic
Gym slipped queen of field and track
Skin as white as alabaster
Shoulder length her bob of black
Framing that pale face determined
Furrowed brow a tilt of hips
In the sunlight soft as ermine
Downy hairs caress her lips
In the schoolyard
By the tuck shop
Jammy dodgers
Snatch a fag
Striding by the perfect prefect
Susan Jones with her kit bag
Did she glance across to find me
Gazing from the shadows there
All forlorn forever falling
For Miss Jones athletic flair
Susan Jones, Miss Susan Jones
The fabulous Miss Susan
Susan Jones, Miss Susan Jones
The wonderful Miss Susan
Jones
The fabulous Miss Susan Jones
The wonderful Miss Susan Jones
She was sporty
I was arty
Never made her birthday party
Peeped in through the garden window
Susan Perfect, legs akimbo
Playing ping-pong
Party heaven
Parlour games and party seven
Happy birthday Susan Jones
Light one up
Long way home